Drão

I am not sure how I feel about this game... it's fun, but when ever I recognize a character from history I get sad because it can never top thr insane Sengoku Basara depictions... Sure Tadakatsu Honda was large man in this game, but in Sengoku Basara he is a giant Gundam that flies around beeping instead of talking.



And don't you dare tell me Nobunaga wasn't an insane man using a sawed-off shotgun and giant katana in extremely gaudy silver armor, while being able to summon a giant energy version of himself.



It's kinda like if someone made a series about the founding fathers, but like Benjamin Franklin wielded a giant kite that shot lighting bolts, and used that to beat up red coats.


And then proceeded to taken themselves completely seriously... like no, they have a character riding a motorcycle horse



How dare they take themselves seriously.







Moral of the story, never play a sengoku basara game, it will ruin japanese history for you (or make it amazing depending on your perspective).

turn it up, dis is my jam!


best show ever made!

Drão wrote: »

Drão wrote: »

fun game, started playing it... It's basically Diablo 3, but you play a sexy witch's assistant, and instead of long religious overtone cutscenes, you do things like sodomize a giant naked tied up dog-girl with random magic potions, and brutally murder rival witches (like your bosses mother, who gets turned into a mouse, raped by other mice, then eaten by the main character)....

any who, the song gets better at ~1:10 imo

I feel bad now... evil witch is bad guy, but she is not bad guy.

(credit song)

also Japanese people singing French sounds so weird!

I don't feel comfortable, post game it became all anime... they wen't to an 'alternate' dimension, and all the characters are highschool students. Turns out main Witch (which you see naked several times) is only a first year student FBI plss no, I didn't realize she was only like 12, I don't even like women








also just fought Gilgamesh in Type Zero.... not that I didn't see it coming, I mean they named the freaken level "The Clash on the Big Bridge"

Can't beat the classics